Doctor slang is a dying art (BBC)

イギリスのお医者さんが患者たちについて語るときに使う隠語の数々。以下に爆笑。

And the number of terms for patients believed to be somewhat intellectually challenged is enormous.
"I can't believe what he just called me..."
From LOBNH (Lights On But Nobody Home), CNS-QNS (Central Nervous System - Quantity Not Sufficient), to the delightful term "pumpkin positive", which refers to the implication that a penlight shone into the patient's mouth would encounter a brain so small that the whole head would light up.