Tokyo on One Cliche a Day (Slate)
渋谷に鯨肉料理を食べにきた外人さんの爆笑エッセイ。可笑しすぎ。
To answer your questions one at a time: Yes, whale is delicious. Yes, it is reasonably priced. Yes, it could use a little salt. No, I was not aware you are in a militant animal-rights group. No, I will not give you my home address once you've finished wiring that letter bomb.